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Australia have lost five Tests in a row but they have endured worse runs before

Kim Hughes
Kim Hughes batting for Australia against the West Indies. Photograph: Patrick Eagar/Getty Images
The post of national captain had been far from kind to Kim Hughes. After winning his first Test in charge in 1979 against Pakistan, things always seemed to conspire against the Western Australian. On the brink of taking a 2-0 series lead in the 1981 Ashes series, Hughes saw victory snatched from his hands, as an inspired Ian Botham and Bob Willis combined to pull off the miracle of Headingley. When Botham’s 5-1 in 28 balls sealed another unlikely win at Edgbaston and he bludgeoned a marvellous century at Old Trafford, Hughes had gone from possible hero to absolute zero in the space of a few dizzying months.

Relieved of the captaincy after the return of Greg Chappell in the Australian summer of 1981-82, Hughes was then handed the reins once more when his predecessor and successor made himself unavailable for the Pakistan tour in 1982-83. It was a smart move from Chappell; Australia were hammered 3-0 in the subcontinent, and when Chappell returned to lead his team to regain the Ashes in 1982-83, Hughes must have wondered if some higher force had it in for him.

Chappell stood down after the Ashes triumph, with Hughes leading a full strength Australia to a home series win against Pakistan. The two Tests won during that series would eventually account for half of Hughes’ victories as captain. With Chappell, Rod Marsh and Dennis Lillee retiring from internationals, the forthcoming tour to the Caribbean looked like a disaster waiting to happen.

1) West Indies won by 10 wickets, Barbados, 30 March to 4 April

Australia enjoyed a relatively positive start to the series. Setting the West Indians 323 for victory at Guyana, Gordon Greenidge and Desmond Haynes put on an unbroken stand of 250, and the first Test was drawn, but with Malcolm Marshall returning for the second Test, things were going to get a lot harder for Hughes’ inexperienced team. Only two heroic knocks from Allan Border – 98 not out and 100 not out – and a rare rearguard from Terry Alderman prevented defeat in Trinidad. But the tourists finally cracked in Barbados in the third Test.

Facing Joel Garner, Marshall, the returning Michael Holding and Eldine Baptiste was a daunting prospect for Australia but, after being inserted, they managed to reach an excellent 429, with Wayne Phillips scoring his second and last Test century, and Graeme Wood, Greg Ritchie and Tom Hogan all making important contributions. But after the West Indies replied with 509 – Haynes and Richie Richardson scoring centuries – the Australian house collapsed in spectacular fashion.

Closing day four on 68/4, Australia were demolished by Marshall and Holding on the final morning, with the last six wickets falling for just 29 runs. Extras was the third highest contributor with 18 runs, as Haynes and Greenidge easily knocked off the same amount of runs needed for victory. With Wood returning home due to a fractured finger and Rodney Hogg missing the fourth Test with an Achilles strain, Australia’s tour was hurtling out of control.

Gordon Greenidge
Gordon Greenidge helped West Indies batter Australia in 1984. Photograph: Popperfoto/Getty Images

2) West Indies won by an innings and 36 runs, Antigua, 7-11 April

Hughes won the toss for Australia, but that was as good as things got at St John’s. With an Australian team containing seven players with fewer than 10 Test appearances each – Ritchie, Phillips, Dean Jones, Roger Woolley, Hogan, John Maguire and Carl Rackemann – the West Indies could sense blood. Despite another fine knock from Border (98) and a half-century from David Hookes, Australia’s first innings total of 262 was woefully inadequate.

This was highlighted even more when Viv Richards and Richie Richardson added 308 for the third wicket. When no Australian batsman could pass 29 in the second knock, West Indies won by an innings and 36 runs to retain the Frank Worrell Trophy with ease.


Wales to pit Taulupe Faletau against South Africa after 55-minute comeback

Taulupe Faletau
Taulupe Faletau takes on the All Blacks in Auckland in June. The No8 suffered a knee injury on his Bath debut in September. Photograph: Phil Walter/Getty Images


Taulupe Faletau is in line to make a Test return, despite playing less than an hour of competitive rugby in 12 weeks. The Bath No8 is on course to be involved when Wales complete their autumn series against South Africa on Saturday.

Faletau suffered a knee injury on his Bath debut against Northampton in early September. He was sidelined until last Friday’s match with Bristol – when he played for 55 minutes – and missed Wales’s matches against Australia, Argentina and Japan.

The 26-year-old could start against the Springboks, which would probably mean Ross Moriarty switching to blindside flanker alongside Faletau and the captain, Sam Warburton, in the back row. Alternatively Rob Howley, who names his lineup on Thursday, may decide to use Faletau off the bench, using Warburton at blindside with Justin Tipuric reclaiming the No7 shirt after missing the 33-30 victory over Japan.

The Wales assistant coach, Neil Jenkins, said: “I think Toby Faletau is just a ridiculously good rugby player. Watching him in training, he looks like he hasn’t been out. He is a class act, a world-class No8 , one of the best on the planet. For us to have him fit and back in the mix and back training is a fantastic addition to our squad.”

Wales have beaten South Africa only twice in 31 attempts – in 1999 and 2014 – but they face a Springboks side reeling after suffering seven defeats this year, with their last game a 20-18 loss to Italy.

“South Africa do play a certain brand of rugby – an intimidating and physical brand of rugby – and I have no doubt they will come with that on Saturday,” Jenkins said. “They will try to outmuscle us, there is no doubting that and I think they will come route one. We’ve got to be ready – physically and mentally – and make sure we impose our game on them.”

A Wales triumph would give them three autumn victories for the first time since 2002 when they toppled Romania, Fiji and Canada.

The Springboks assistant coach, Matt Proudfoot, said: “We are looking first for improvements in execution. The players’ natural response will be to make a statement, but we need to make sure we focus on execution and skills.

“We feel we can put Wales under pressure in a couple of areas, and we will be focusing on those. But we need to improve. They’ve got some good leadership in their pack, and it will be interesting to see if Faletau starts. He’s got a lot of experience and Warburton is a world-class player.

“We just focus on the challenge. What has happened before doesn’t matter. They are a side that is well coached, they’re experienced, they’ve got a very settled backline. We are expecting a tough challenge.”


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